It's just gone midnight and I needed a break from coding. My brain is so full of XHTML and PHP that little snippets of code are dribbling out of my nose... so much so that my snot has started to resemble the veritcal lines of green code from the Matrix.
So I've decided to treat myself to another can of cider, a roll up and some time out to start up a blog.
Now we know that people should only write about subjects that they know about, a fact which sadly limits my choices of a theme to the following:
- Cultivation of an impressive beer belly.
- Watching daytime TV as a way of avoiding doing work.
- My secret life as a Mossad agent
- How you feed yourself in a survival situation using nothing but left over chicken dhansak and a microwave oven.
- Website Design
Sadly I made the third choice up and the others would barely fill a pamphlet so I've opted to write losely around the topic of website design... very loosely.
If I ever use any geeky terms I promise you that they will link to a web page that explains them in a far more amusing way than I could ever dream of doing as this is not written for the professional web designer.
Whenever I do something stupid involving drink, silly putty or farmyard animals I shall write about it with pride and gusto. If however you are a potential customer it's probably best that you take it with a pinch of salt... or maybe even skip those entries.
